Meet the Hooman
To hooman it may concern,
Dis is Oakley. I is good boy. Momma calls me baby. Other hoomans call me hotdog, but I is a big dog.
Momma is big dog too. She writes big dog words for AT&T. No, really…dis is her all day.
Click Clack
Tip Tap
Pat Pat
Ok, dat last one is for me. I is coworker.
That’s right, momma is good with words. Big words. Small words. All words. Words like headline, tagline, storyboard, treat, food…SQUIRREL!
Oh sorry, got off topic for a second.
Anyhoo…momma is the bestest writer in the whole world. And I is goodest boy. So, we is Dream Team.
You should have your hoomans call my hooman.
Tank you,
Oakley 🐾